Sunday, June 21, 2009

Yeah i know its 5.05 am in the morning . Got E maths lesson in like 4 hrs 30 mins but its not like anybody cares anyway. I feel freaking neglected. Just chanced upon something that i shouldnt have seen . No its not porn . I think i would have felt better if i hadnt read that damn thing anyway.You will never know who does what to you and the best part is that they might be close to you. Waiting for my nutella. Still haven done 3 of my emaths papers which is due today, but hey i am doing the teacher a favour i mean the more work i do the more she has to mark right ?

I know you must be thinking what a kind soul i am . Shall go get grey colored contacts tmr . Cool eh ? I cant wait for the damn TJC DSA results to be out even though i have a feeling that i ddint make it and if i dont , well i better get a penknife ready. Not to slash my wrist, dont worry. Its to slit pig's throat and hang in fornt of TJC's Gate . Nah just joking. Its my fault if i dont get in anyway . Not enough skills or standard and not to mention lack of height. Besides the teachers and students there are quite nice. OH yeah let me introduce you guys to my new uniform. Its to help people see me in the dark. It was invented for us black people.Damn it came out sideways . Heck care you problem , go twist your head to see it or something . I shall laugh for five seconds while you do that. Hahahahahahahahaha( continues for 5 seconds). You done ? I am not waiting for you. Haiz Mr leonard my tuition teacher was from TJC too and if they produce these type of students then let me just say that i am having second thoughts about going to TJ.Nah joking .I swear someone is paying him to make my life hell.We were late for tuition for 2 mins and he was rocking on his chair . Lol guess he was practising for his retirement period in the old folks home. And he said that as Captain of IJ Bball Team i would have to run 10 rounds if amanda was late , 20 rounds if valerie was late and 30 rounds if amellia was late and 40 for myself . Around where you ask ? why around the classroom of course. Its vastness measures up to 3.5 by 3.5 square metres. I am sure i will die running around it. Notice the sarcasm here ?Oh yeah and not to forget that i also have to do 20 pushups for each person that was late. But anyway Mr leonard does have a humorous personality.He was like " eh val you got any sisters or seniors to intro ? i need a date ." haha when he asked me i was like " I have a mum but there's only one problem standing between you and her and its someone called my father." He started emoing after amellia mentioned that she was born on the 27 august. He kept on repeating 27 august and looking down . Talk about being emo.He was singing "Valerie" some breakup song that sounded like teletubbies... or maybe its just his singing. Muahaha. And he called amellia and me bimbos! i mean come one! Amellia being bimbo is acceptable , after all she is a pretty blonde with black hair. But me ?Hes a bball player too. haha someday we shall invite him to a game of bball( i just sneezed all over myself). But to all the single ladies out there, i am sure yall would appreciate the fact that he said " i am 22 and married 3 kids" or was it " i am 22 and married with 3 kids". Something like that . yeah . We still haven found out what happened on the 27 august but trust me i will get the info out of him soon . He promised if i got all his questions correct then he will tell us so yeah . And mr leonard if your reading this , just to let you know Amellia the bimbo forced me to write about this!And we promise promise will study for the next lesson. Not because we are hardworking but because we want o know what happened on the 27 of august?!

Will you ever notice me...